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<th colspan="2"><h1>Thai Green Curry</h1></th>
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<ul class="wprm-recipe-ingredients"><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-5" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="2 tbsp vegetable oil"><label for="wprm-checkbox-5" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text"></span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">2</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">tbsp</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">vegetable oil</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-6" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="1 cup (250ml) chicken or vegetable broth, low sodium"><label for="wprm-checkbox-6" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text"></span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">1 cup (250ml) </span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">chicken or vegetable broth, low sodium</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-7" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="400 g/14oz coconut milk , full fat (Note 4)"><label for="wprm-checkbox-7" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text"></span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">400 g/14oz </span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">coconut milk</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-faded">, full fat (Note 4)</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-8" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="1 - 3 tsp fish sauce *"><label for="wprm-checkbox-8" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text"></span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">1 - 3</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">tsp</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">fish sauce *</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-9" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="1 - 3 tsp white sugar *"><label for="wprm-checkbox-9" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text"></span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">1 - 3</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">tsp</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">white sugar *</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-10" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="1/8 tsp salt *"><label for="wprm-checkbox-10" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text"></span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">1/8</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">tsp</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">salt *</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-11" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="6 kaffir lime leaves , torn in half (Note 5)"><label for="wprm-checkbox-11" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text"></span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">6</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">kaffir lime leaves</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-faded">, torn in half (Note 5)</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-12" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="350 g/12 oz chicken thigh , skinless boneless, sliced (Note 6)"><label for="wprm-checkbox-12" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text"></span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">350 g/12 oz </span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">chicken thigh</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-faded">, skinless boneless, sliced (Note 6)</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-13" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="2 Japanese eggplants, , small, 1cm / 2/5&quot; slices (Note 7)"><label for="wprm-checkbox-13" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text"></span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">2</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">Japanese eggplants, </span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-faded">, small, 1cm / 2/5" slices (Note 7)</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-14" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="1 1/2 cups snow peas , small, trimmed"><label for="wprm-checkbox-14" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text"></span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">1 1/2</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">cups</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">snow peas</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-faded">, small, trimmed</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-15" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="16 Thai basil leaves (Note 8)"><label for="wprm-checkbox-15" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text"></span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">16</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">Thai basil leaves</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-faded">(Note 8)</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-16" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="Juice of 1/2 lime , to taste"><label for="wprm-checkbox-16" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text"></span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">Juice of 1/2 lime</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-faded">, to taste</span></li></ul>
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU5uF41aa7A">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU5uF41aa7A</a>
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<li><span data-amount="3" data-unit="tablespoon">3 tablespoons</span> <a href="https://amzn.to/3OSpJrd" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">butter</a>, divided</li>
<li><span data-amount="2">2</span> <a href="https://amzn.to/3yejQPl" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">large eggs</a>, whisked</li>
<li><span data-amount="2">2</span> medium carrots, peeled and diced</li>
<li><span data-amount="1">1</span> small white onion,&nbsp;<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwaUci2DqZY" target="_blank" rel="noopener">diced</a></li>
<li><span data-amount="0.5" data-unit="cup">1/2 cup</span> frozen peas</li>
<li><span data-amount="3">3</span> cloves garlic, minced</li>
<li>salt and black pepper</li>
<li><span data-amount="4" data-unit="cup">4 cups</span> cooked and chilled rice (I prefer short-grain white rice)</li>
<li><span data-amount="3">3</span> <a href="https://amzn.to/3OeGDQx" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">green onions</a>, thinly sliced</li>
<li><span data-amount="3">3</span><span data-amount="4">4</span> tablespoons&nbsp;<a href="https://amzn.to/36EauLG" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener sponsored">soy sauce</a>, or more to taste</li>
<li><span data-amount="2" data-unit="teaspoon">2 teaspoons</span>&nbsp;<a href="https://amzn.to/2kZFdAa" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">oyster sauce</a>&nbsp;(optional)</li>
<li><span data-amount="0.5" data-unit="teaspoon">1/2 teaspoons</span>&nbsp;<a href="https://amzn.to/2sk33el" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">toasted sesame oil</a></li>
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGBP3sG3a9Y">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGBP3sG3a9Y</a>
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<ul class="wprm-recipe-ingredients"><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="-1"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-0" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="&nbsp;10 pounds beef bones - preferably a mix of marrow bones (femur bones) and bones with meat on them (oxtail, short ribs, and knuckle bones cut in half)"><label for="wprm-checkbox-0" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text"></span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount"><span class="wprm-adjustable">4.54</span></span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">kg</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">beef bones</span> - <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-smaller"></span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="-1"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-1" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="&nbsp;2 medium yellow onions - peel and quarter"><label for="wprm-checkbox-1" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text"></span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount"><span class="wprm-adjustable">2</span></span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">medium</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">yellow onions</span> - <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-smaller">peel and quarter</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="-1"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-2" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="&nbsp;2 whole heads garlic - halved crosswise"><label for="wprm-checkbox-2" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text"></span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount"><span class="wprm-adjustable">2</span></span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">whole heads</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">garlic</span> - <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-smaller">halved crosswise</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="-1"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-3" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="&nbsp;4 (2-inch pieces) ginger - sliced lengthwise"><label for="wprm-checkbox-3" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text"></span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount"><span class="wprm-adjustable">4</span></span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">(2-inch pieces)</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">ginger</span> - <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-smaller">sliced lengthwise</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="-1"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-4" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="&nbsp;6 whole star anise"><label for="wprm-checkbox-4" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text"></span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount"><span class="wprm-adjustable">6</span></span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">whole</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name"><a href="https://amzn.to/2D880u2" class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-link" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">star anise</a></span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="-1"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-5" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="&nbsp;12 whole cloves"><label for="wprm-checkbox-5" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text"></span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount"><span class="wprm-adjustable">12</span></span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">whole</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name"><a href="https://amzn.to/2EGSnXw" class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-link" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">cloves</a></span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="-1"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-6" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="&nbsp;2 whole cinnamon sticks"><label for="wprm-checkbox-6" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text"></span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount"><span class="wprm-adjustable">2</span></span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">whole</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">cinnamon sticks</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" 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class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount"><span class="wprm-adjustable">29.57</span></span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">g</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name"><a href="https://amzn.to/2TYGipy" class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-link" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">fennel seeds</a></span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="-1"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-9" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="&nbsp;2 tablespoon coriander seeds"><label for="wprm-checkbox-9" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text"></span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount"><span class="wprm-adjustable">29.57</span></span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">g</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name"><a href="https://amzn.to/2Hfj9eX" class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-link" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">coriander seeds</a></span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="-1"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-10" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="&nbsp;2 tablespoon salt - (plus more to taste)"><label for="wprm-checkbox-10" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text"></span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount"><span class="wprm-adjustable">29.57</span></span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">g</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">salt</span> - <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-smaller">(plus more to taste)</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="-1"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-11" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="&nbsp;⅔ cup fish sauce - divided between the two pots"><label 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class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount"><span class="wprm-adjustable">50</span></span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">g</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name"><a href="https://amzn.to/2MndndK" class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-link" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">sugar</a></span> - <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-smaller">divided between the two pots</span></li></ul>
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<a href="https://youtu.be/Z8f15a5IpBk">https://youtu.be/Z8f15a5IpBk</a>
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<th colspan="2"><h1>Spaghetti Carbonara (No Cream!)</h1></th>
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<ul class="wprm-recipe-ingredients"><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="0"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-0" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="&nbsp;1lb / 500g Dried Spaghetti "><label for="wprm-checkbox-0" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text"></span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">1lb / 500g</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name"><strong>Dried Spaghetti</strong></span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-faded"><em></em></span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="1"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-1" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="&nbsp;9oz / 250g Pancetta, diced (see notes)"><label for="wprm-checkbox-1" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text"></span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">9oz / 250g</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name"><strong>Pancetta</strong>,</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-faded"><em>diced (see notes)</em></span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="2"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-2" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="&nbsp;2.6oz / 75g Pecorino, finely grated (plus extra to serve - see notes)"><label for="wprm-checkbox-2" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text"></span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">2.6oz / 75g</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name"><strong>Pecorino</strong>,</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-faded"><em>finely grated (plus extra to serve - see notes)</em></span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="3"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-3" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="&nbsp;3 Egg Yolks"><label for="wprm-checkbox-3" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text"></span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">3</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name"><strong>Egg Yolks</strong></span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="4"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-4" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="&nbsp;2 Whole Eggs"><label for="wprm-checkbox-4" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text"></span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">2</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name"><strong>Whole Eggs</strong></span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="5"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-5" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="&nbsp;1 clove of Garlic, peeled &amp; crushed with the palm of your hand (optional)"><label for="wprm-checkbox-5" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text"></span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">1</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">clove of</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name"><strong>Garlic</strong>,</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-faded"><em>peeled &amp; crushed with the palm of your hand (optional)</em></span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="6"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-6" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="&nbsp;Salt &amp; Cracked Black Pepper (see notes)"><label for="wprm-checkbox-6" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text"></span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name"><strong>Salt &amp; Cracked Black Pepper</strong></span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-faded"><em>(see notes)</em></span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="7"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-7" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="&nbsp;Olive Oil, as needed"><label for="wprm-checkbox-7" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text"></span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name"><strong>Olive Oil</strong>,</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-faded"><em>as needed</em></span></li></ul>
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<a href="https://youtu.be/ZluYZedSMjQ">https://youtu.be/ZluYZedSMjQ</a>
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<img src="https://www.forkknifeswoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/simple-homemade-chicken-ramen-fork-knife-swoon-01.jpg" alt="Ugh. Brooo. Fuck sygedomme!">
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<td><h2 class="text">Ingredients</h2></td>
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<li>kosher salt and freshly-ground black pepper, <em>to season</em></li>
<li><strong><span data-amount="1" data-unit="tbsp">1 Tbsp</span></strong> unsalted butter</li>
<li><strong><span data-amount="2" data-unit="tsp">2 tsp</span></strong> sesame or vegetable oil</li>
<li><strong><span data-amount="2" data-unit="tsp">2 tsp</span></strong> fresh ginger, minced</li>
<li><strong><span data-amount="1" data-unit="tbsp">1 Tbsp</span></strong> fresh garlic, minced</li>
<li><strong><span data-amount="3" data-unit="tbsp">3 Tbsp</span></strong> low-sodium soy sauce</li>
<li><strong><span data-amount="2" data-unit="tbsp">2 Tbsp</span></strong> <a class="tasty-link" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-tasty-links-no-disclosure="" href="https://amzn.to/2VEMDfA">mirin</a></li>
<li><strong><span data-amount="4" data-unit="cup">4 cups</span></strong> rich chicken stock</li>
<li><strong><span data-amount="1" data-unit="oz">1 oz</span></strong> dried shitake mushrooms (or <span data-amount="0.5" data-unit="cup">1/2 cup</span> fresh)</li>
<li><strong><span data-amount="1">1</span><span data-amount="2">2</span> tsp</strong> sea salt, <em>to taste</em></li>
<li><strong><span data-amount="2">2</span></strong> large eggs</li>
<li><strong><span data-amount="0.5" data-unit="cup">1/2 cup</span></strong> scallions, <em>sliced</em></li>
<li><strong><span data-amount="2">2</span> (3 oz)</strong> packs dried <a class="tasty-link" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-tasty-links-no-disclosure="" href="https://amzn.to/2KN4V5K">ramen noodles</a></li>
<li>optional: fresh jalapeño or chili slices, <em>for serving</em></li>
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<a href="https://youtu.be/cZY0SrnL3NI">https://youtu.be/cZY0SrnL3NI</a>
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<h1>Now if you'd excuse me. I'm sick and I need more sleep!</h1>
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